riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

loki-cat:

panickyintheuk:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

loki-cat:

bandgeekingout:

loki-cat:

falakalak:

loki-cat:

robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast

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i’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

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over his glorious smile

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are you sure

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you’re willing

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to play this game?

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I am very sure

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That this game

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Is already lost
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oh so we’re going pg-13 now?

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hmm too bad robert

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is lacking in that area

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meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like

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Come on now guys, they

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all

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have

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lovely

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wait

da fuq

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

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